"no, YOU are!"

Been up since four this morning, woke up without needing to go back to sleep... not so weird really, if it had been any earlier, before DLST, it would be called insomnia...

As I lay in bed, pondering my options, Little Cat decided the day would begin. She got up, did the graceful catly stretch thing, which was marred by a slight miscalculation of the space time continuum ~ she fell off the edge of the bed when her front end stretched to far and missed said edge...

She, unfazed by my guffaws, went on with her business...

Stop one: Water dish, daintly lapping at the very edge...

Unnoticed by Little Kitty, Old Cat is stalking her...

**sneaka sneaka sneaka**

**POUNCE**

**THWACK THWACK THWACK**

O.C perpetrates the attack perfected by L.K herself...

Little Kitty went straight up in the air (just as Old Cat does when roles are reversed) and landed smack dab in the middle of the water dish...

She was so surprised that she just stood there, in the dish for a few moments...

The bottom of the water dish was slick, and when Little Kitty went to jump out, she peeled out ~ sans graceful leap, water sprayed everywhere...(oh JOY for me, eh?)

For whatever reason, Little Kitty went directly on to stop two of her morning...

Stop Two: Litter box, where I could hear her digging in the sand...she is so enthusiastic, she doesn't notice O.C sneaking across the tops of the boxes that also reside under the table...

Perched on top of the box that Little Kitty is using, Old Cat waits like a vulture waiting for its' prey~

Little Kitty emerges from under the lid, going at full power as she comes through the flapper door...

Old Cat, though getting on in years is wiser, and wily...As Little Kitty rounds the corner on the backside of the box, O.C drops like a stealthy fart directly on top of her...

Old Cat, forgetting that clay cat litter clumps when wet, having actually caught her prey, recoils in disgust. Now she too is covered in what amounts to a LOT of used kitty litter...

Stop three: Very early morning bath for all involved ~

Stop four: (current stop) Sitting in the cat beds, drying themselves off, exchanging growls.

"you're an idiot"

"no, YOU're the idiot"

"no, YOU are"

"no, YOU ARE"

"NO, YOU ARE"

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